Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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