how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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