I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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