Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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