Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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