My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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