You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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