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(207): View more from Maine

Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.

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I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...

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My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"

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I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.

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Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick

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we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am

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