I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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