: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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