i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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