wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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