that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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