I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
a search helicopter?!
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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