I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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