i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
We got so high we made milksteak
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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