I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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