I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
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