I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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