you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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