Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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