how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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