your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
babies were throwing up all over the place
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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