More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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