I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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