you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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