It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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