11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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