I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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