is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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