Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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