she was so not down for the gang bang
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
two words...techno handjob
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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