when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
