Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Randomize
