So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
