Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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