Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
