I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
The Olympian is in my bed
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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