i don't plan on having that self control this summer
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
