I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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