But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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