people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
