what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
