Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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