Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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