Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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