Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Actions speak louder than pants.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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