Sponge bath it is.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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