I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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