and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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