I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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