When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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