Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
it's like heaven, but drunker
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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