Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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