Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
just tell him i said nine months
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I love you. Go after that dick
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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